bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

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dilclo:

dilclo:

dilclo:

what is anime

what is yaoi

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thetallblacknerd:

Small butts are good butts too. They dont have to be massive to be good, that is a fallacy most people believe. A small butt that has a good amount of cheekage is a good butt too. Its like you took a bubble butt and shrank it, the size is smaller but booty is still great.

If you gotta small butt, it can still be a good butt. Dont get discouraged if you can’t twerk or make it clap because you can still get the work

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drinkmasturbatecry:

if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

#fics before dicks

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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

(via sonjose)

burgrs:

u would think drawing is easy like? ??

• look at thing
• do that with pencil

??? ? ?? ??? ? BUT IT’S NOT

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ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

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