phthisis

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

bmo-thirteen:

i want to be loved and cuddled and hugged and then fucked against a wall (◕‿◕✿)

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

kikiarty:

what i mean when i call a character perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well written. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are”

so basically when i say they are perfect what i mean is thank god they aren’t 

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah
• fuck you that’s why

bingbag:

a guide to surviving kpop fandom:

• 

still-your-aziraphale:

2spookyshenanigans:

creative writing assignment more like

au fanfiction

i scrolled past this but had to go back because it speaks to me on a spiritual level

bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

dilclo:

dilclo:

dilclo:

what is anime

what is yaoi

thetallblacknerd:

Small butts are good butts too. They dont have to be massive to be good, that is a fallacy most people believe. A small butt that has a good amount of cheekage is a good butt too. Its like you took a bubble butt and shrank it, the size is smaller but booty is still great.

If you gotta small butt, it can still be a good butt. Dont get discouraged if you can’t twerk or make it clap because you can still get the work

drinkmasturbatecry:

if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

#fics before dicks

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

burgrs:

u would think drawing is easy like? ??

• look at thing
• do that with pencil

??? ? ?? ??? ? BUT IT’S NOT

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW